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I am an avid reader and mom of 4 great kids. In my spare time you can always find me reading a book. I love to read . I have read alot of books . I use to read all paperbacks and hard cover books , then about 1 1/2 yrs ago I bought a Nook Color E -Reader and things have not been the same since . In the first yr of owning my Nook I read roughly about 200 Books . YES it is true . My E- Reader was the best thing I EVER bought for myself and I am so Happy that I made the decision to buy one . Now I own a Kindle Fire HD and I Love it even more then my Nook Color. As far as What I like to read . I like All kinds of Genres . Some of my favorite ones are Contemporary Romance , Young Adult , Paranomal , True Stories, and Erotica . To me a great book involves a Great story line , if A book can hook me in the first few pages I am in heaven and will read it through . I have not found many books that I have not followed through with and read . I do LOVE a great love story in a book , one that makes me smile , laugh when something is funny , makes my heart race, my heart stop , makes me cry . I love when there is a happy ending . I also love Alpha males , the ones that got attitude , hot looking, masculine , can keep their woman in line , protective , possessive , but also have a big heart at the same time .
Confessions of an Alli Cat  (The Cougar Chronicles, #1) - Courtney Cole Absolutely Hilarious !!!!! Honestly I laughed my butt off with this book .... and this would be a major part of the book , that I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants honestly .... Twenty minutes later, I am terrified. I am naked from the waist down, flat on my back with a tiny towel covering up my female parts. A tiny little chick with an eyebrow ring is getting the wax ready andI’m panting again. Did I mention that the wax will be hot? And that it is going on my private, tender female parts? I pant harder.“Calm down,” Sara instructs, sitting next to me.They don’t usually allow spectators in, but Sara convinced them that I would need my hand held. At the moment, I think I would rather hold hands with the devil himself, considering how it is Sara’s faultthat I am in this predicament in the first place.“Your vagina will thank you,” she announces to me. “So suck it up and put your big girl panties on. You’re going tobe fine.” “I can’t put my big girl panties on,” Ihiss. “Because I’m getting the hair on my vagina ripped out by the roots. So, obviously, I can’t pull up any panties, biggirlor otherwise.” Sara rolls her eyes.“Why do you have to be so melodramatic?” she asks, peering at meover the top of her fashion magazine. “This is for your own good. Do you really want to walk around with somethingthat needs a weed-wacker?” The Waxer-Girl (because I have noidea what her true title is) giggles as sheturns around, a wooden spatula thingie inher hand. I gulp and I know my eyes arewild as I assess the room for an escapehatch. Without even looking up, Sara putsa hand on my arm. “Don’t even think about it,” she says,while still reading her article. “I’m going to throw up,” I try.“No, you’re not,” she answers. “I have cramps,” I attempt.“Doesn’t matter,” she replies. “I think I’m pregnant,” I hedge, as a last attempt. “Impossible,” she says heartlessly.“And irrelevant. Preggos need bald vajayjays too. Now, let’s get on with it, shall we?”She’s looking at me now, with onethinly sculpted brow practically raised into her red hairline. I gulp and nod, squeezing my eyes shut. I do not want towatch this. At all.“For the record,” I tell Sara whilekeeping my eyes tightly closed, “I do not need a weed-wacker.”“Irrelevant,” she says again, her attention once again absorbed by hermagazine. I sigh. Waxer-Girl clatters around a little bitby my elbow and then examines my vag. “Okay, Ms. Lancaster,” she says. “I’m just going to first spread the wax, then…”I interrupt her. “I don’t want to know,”I say firmly. “Just do it. I’m not looking.”“Okay, m’am,” she says. I can tell she's smiling, but I don’t care.Considering the circumstances, I alsooverlook the fact that she called me thedreaded m’am. I feel the wax, hotter than I would haveimagined, getting spread on the part of methat should never be exposed in a salon oranywhere else with fluorescent lighting.Ever. Except in a doctor’s office whichcan’t be helped. She puts something thin on top of thewax. Then she pats it down. And patssome more. And since I have had myeyebrows waxed faithfully every sixweeks like clockwork since I was ateenager, I know what comes next. I bracefor it. And brace for it. And hold mybreath and brace for it again.And then it comes.Riiiiiiippppppppp.The room literally blurs for a second. Ithink I might actually be having ananeurysm from the white-hot pain. I canbarely even see straight.“Holy shit!” I yelp. I grab ahold ofSara’s arm now and sink my fingernails into it.“Oh, so now you want to hold myhand?” Sara says with interest. And alittle bit of snark. “No,” I snarl. “Now I would like to ripyour hand off. Just like you just had mypubic hairs ripped off. It’s only fitting,don’t you think?” She shakes her head. “Oh, Alli. Youtruly are a drama queen. Now I knowwhere Sophie gets it. You’re going to “I might,” I tell her confidently. “But I doubt you will.”Sara rolls her eyes as the second roundof wax gets applied. Pat, pat, pat.I cringe, getting ready.Riiiiiippppppp.I yelp again. And dig my nails deeperinto Sara’s arm. If possible, that wasworse than the first time.“Oh, holy pygmy monkeys,” I moan,wanting desperately to cradle my vaginaand sing to it. I’m sorry, my pet, I tell it silently. Iknow I promised that I wouldn’t hurtyou. It was her idea. Not mine.“Alli, you’re going to be fine,” Sarasays impatiently. “Beauty comes with aprice.” I can hear a tiny bit of sympathy insurvive, trust me.”her voice now, though. Because of that, Iwonder if I’m bleeding down there.“Not now, Sara,” I say through grittedteeth. “I’m apologizing to my vagina.”Waxer-Girl laughs aloud now, and Iglare at her. She averts her gaze instantlyand applies more wax.NOW you see why I was ......Ok now that I got that outta the way lol ...This book is about a 35 yr old woman Alli , her best friend decides that after getting divorced from a 15 yr marriage where her husband cheated on her it is time for Alli to get back into the dating scene . SOOO the Good BFF that Sara is gets her to go out with her to meet with a Male Gigilo ... She has the time of her life and from then it is one funny thing after another ... and add in a little bit of interesting happenings and you will surely enjoy this book . I don't want to give to much away in the book because Then there is no point in reading it , but I will say this If you Loved Wallbanger , you will surely LOVE this one ...I can not wait to see what Courtney Cole has in store for us with the next book in this series